Speculations and Stargazing

Madeleine: United States; Madeleine was recently identified as the girl with the hat in nine out of ten clinical, double-blinded studies. In 1999 it was determined that she forms a link between this world and one approximately 42 kilodimensions distant, called "Irxchwek" by the native populace. When questioned about whether she was or was not responsible for emotionally scarring ten children in 2008 by threatening them with eternal torment, she had no comment. It has been rumored that she lives in a house composed of nothing but libraries, filled with books that consume memories. However, none of these rumors have been confirmed or denied, as everyone who has looked into the subject has claimed that they don't remember. Her favorite food is cupcakes, and she is a staunch supporter of the Surprise Party, a third party formed by the remains of the Green Party and Bull Moose party after the collapse of the political system in 2014. The Surprise Party's main platform proposes replacing all politicians with animatronic dolls and leaving the actual management of government to the bakers, who are known for their fiscal frugality and excellent scones.

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