I made a chart that compares God to Cthulhu, and my analysis concludes that they are quite similar.
Cthulhu:
-big scary octopus
-impregnates his daughter with himself
-eats people
God:
-big scary amorphous thing
-impregnates a random virgin with himself
-people eat him
Both:
-super powerful
-has creepy followers
-capable of destroying the world
-is reincarnated as himself
-speaks cryptically
-likes fish
Of course, if I were going to make this into a contest, which I am because I like arbitrary contests where I'm the judge, then I'd have to say Cthulhu wins because he's a giant f***ing octopus and God's just this amorphous bearded guy in the sky. Because, seriously, think about it. Octopi always win.
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