On the right page is some sixteen-year-old's terrible poetry:
Page 151 - "Silence"
"How
is it
You're always with me;
Yet sometimes,
I can't feel a thing?
Never condemning.
Never forsaking.
You're too powerful for words;
So
gentle all the same."
And on the left hand side of the page is this gem of a story:
Numbers 16 - Basically, how the story goes:
The Levites have a rebellion. They say that Moses is acting way too
chummy with God, and also they've been wandering around in the
wilderness for like ever. They also want the priesthood (For some reason. The priests seem to have a high mortality rate. God kills a lot of them).
Moses
tells them to light some incense, and then
we'll see who's really holy. Or something.
Korah refuses. (I don't think this ends well for Korah). (Valid assessment, past self).
Moses tells God not to accept their offerings, and tells Korah and
his men to bring their incense burners the next day, and stand before
God.
The
next day, everyone's there, incense and all. Also, Yahweh makes an
appearance, and tells Moses to get out of the way so he can smite
these darn people. As usual, Moses has to persuade him not to kill
everyone,
just the ones that were making a fuss. Yahweh grudgingly agrees, so
Moses tells everyone to get away from Korah and company, and not to
touch their stuff.
Moses says, “Well, if I'm not the Chosen One, and I'm not
speaking for God, then nothing will happen to Korah and his friends.
But if I am, then the ground will swallow them up.”
Shockingly, the ground proceeds to open, and Korah and friends are no more. And then Yahweh burns the two hundred and fifty men that were burning the incense, and tells Aaron and friends to use the bronze to coat the Tabernacle or something.
Shockingly, the ground proceeds to open, and Korah and friends are no more. And then Yahweh burns the two hundred and fifty men that were burning the incense, and tells Aaron and friends to use the bronze to coat the Tabernacle or something.
Next day, everyone goes to talk to Moses and Aaron, being all, “You
just killed a crapload of people!” And, as usual, Yahweh says,
“Moses, get out of the way so I can kill everyone!” And as
usual, Moses and Aaron grovel. However, Yahweh ignores them and sends a plague down on everyone. Moses tells Aaron, “Quick! Go
get the incense burner and purify everyone so Yahweh won't kill them
all!” So Aaron runs and starts purifying people, but the plague has
already started and 14,700 people had died, not including the ones
that died in the Korah affair.
Guys, guys, guys - copy editing. MAN. How did they think it was a good idea to place poetry proclaiming the goodness of God across from a page where the self-same God burns people alive for questioning Moses? Did they think it would cancel it out? It doesn't work that way! Maybe the most likely explanation for the poetry placement is that they literally could not find a page where God didn't brutally murder people.
Come to think of it, that's probably it.
I'm thinking that the sixteen-year-old poet Anna did not actually read Numbers. I'm not feeling the whole "gentle" line...
Wow. This is even less relevant than some of the tangents I go off on. Thanks for the spam. I really appreciate you taking the time to promote your own blog on mine because it makes me feel as if you'll actually acquire readers from here, because it implies that I have readers.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, have fun with maximizing kitchen area style, whatever that is.
reading and love it as always
ReplyDeleteReading and loving it as always.
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